Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma of life – to sandwich or not to sandwich, that is the question! 🥪😂 It’s a tough call when you’re torn between your love for breakfast sandwiches and anything else that’s not a breakfast sandwich. The struggle is real, my friend! #SandwichGoals

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