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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.