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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.