Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.” Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?