Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”