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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Witty text expressing career frustration with a humorous twist about desire for success to come to you.

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"Oh, the elusive pursuit of a career! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ Sometimes it feels like we're the ones doing all the chasing, doesn't it? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Maybe it's time to turn the tables and play hard to get with those job offers! πŸ˜œπŸ’Ό #ChaseMeIfYouCan"



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