Why can’t my career pursue me instead? Commentary:"Oh, the elusive pursuit of a career! 🏃♂️ Sometimes it feels like we're the ones doing all the chasing, doesn't it? 🤷♀️ Maybe it's time to turn the tables and play hard to get with those job offers! 😜💼 #ChaseMeIfYouCan" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working. The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn. It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“ Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?