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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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79 shares on Telegram this month:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

84 shares on Slack this month:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Just shared via Telegram:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Spotted on Messenger:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Just landed via Telegram:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Making waves on Reddit:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

Making waves on WeChat:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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