Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does? Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, I guess fat is just too clingy to let go. It just can't resist hanging around for the long haul, unlike those socks that mysteriously disappear in the laundry!" Related funny posts 🤝 I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Ctrl Alt delete my fat. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently? “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.