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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

3 months ago

Commentary:
"Saturday and Sunday sprint by faster than Usain Bolt, while Monday drags on like a never-ending marathon! 🏃‍♂️⏰😫 Who knew time could be so selective?! #MondayBlues"

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