Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement? Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a speech when a sassy eyebrow can do all the talking? πββοΈπ¬ Less is more, darling! π" Related Funny Posts π€ If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when youβre alive. I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with. Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning. Iβve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain. Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.