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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

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I commented to a friend that I didnโ€™t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Somebody should market a beer called โ€œOccasionallyโ€. So when asked, I can say, โ€œI only drink occasionallyโ€.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, donโ€™t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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"Who needs a speech when a sassy eyebrow can do all the talking? ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฌ Less is more, darling! ๐Ÿ˜‰"



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