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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.