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  • Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.
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  • My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.
  • Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.