Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Commentary:
Looks like she knows exactly what she wants—comfortable, confident, and with a little bit of sass! 😏🍑💁‍♀️ Guess if your man isn't giving you that laid-back vibe with a dash of spunk, he might not be the right fit. After all, a thong's got to stay snug and show some personality! 😂✨