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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Making waves on Instagram:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Live now on WeChat:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Making waves on Instagram:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Wake me when AI does housework.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Freshly posted on X:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Live now on Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Going viral on YouTube:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Breaking via X:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Going viral on X:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Making waves on Telegram:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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