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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

I’m not alone. I have ants.

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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