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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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Witty quote about superhero powers and rising electricity costs, humorous and playful in tone.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Please hesitate to reach out.

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