Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.