Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page. Commentary:"Looks like this person's BS meter is off the charts! 😂 Oh well, guess I'll just go color in my own coloring book. 🎨📚" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything. People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit. I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.