Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing. I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time. People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything. People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit. If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
