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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Just shared via Telegram:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Just shared via Twitch:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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Relatable! My brain has a PhD while my mouth barely passed kindergarten 🤪🗣️🧠

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

97 shares on X this month:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Going bananas on Discord:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Breaking via YouTube:

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Making waves on Messenger:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Shared recently on Slack:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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