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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.