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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any b…

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any b…

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"True that! My bank account says I'm much closer to street food than to Elon 😅💸🍜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged billionaire, closer, commentary, ever, humor, proximity, social, social commentary, street on Sep 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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