You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any b… Commentary:"True that! My bank account says I'm much closer to street food than to Elon 😅💸🍜" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer. I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship. One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say. When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before. I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.