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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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