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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their ho…

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their ho…

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"Remember, folks, breaking and entering is not the recommended method of getting to know your neighbors 👀🚪🕵️‍♂️. Stick to a friendly chat over the fence instead! 😅🏡 #NeighborhoodWatch #PersonalSpace"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged belongings, breaking, breaking in, going, home, humor, invasion, lot, observation, person, tell on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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