You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?