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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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