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There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

19 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

82 shares on TikTok this month:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Shared recently on Facebook:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Making waves on Instagram:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Going viral on Instagram:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Just landed via Messenger:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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