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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.