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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.