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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.