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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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Breaking via Reddit:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Trending via Discord:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Trending via Pinterest:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Going viral on Threads:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.

Seen just now on Threads:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Making waves on X:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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65 shares on Twitch this month:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

22 shares on X this month:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

20 shares on X this month:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

50 shares on X this month:

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Going viral on Messenger:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Just shared via Telegram:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Spotted on Threads:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Just landed via Telegram:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Just shared via Reddit:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Going viral on YouTube:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

Making waves on Telegram:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Shared recently on X:

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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