You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called. Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.