You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🐶🍽️ "When even the dog turns up his nose at your cooking, you know you've reached a whole new level of 'culinary expertise'. Maybe it's time to let that microwave have a turn in the spotlight! 😄👩🍳" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen. The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.