You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.