You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.