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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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The shitshow must go on.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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Doctor said I am terminally chill.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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