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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.