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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.