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🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Only DM me if you like disappointment.

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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