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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Live now on Facebook:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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