Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”