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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

28 shares on Discord this month:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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