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“Your honor, my client requests a brief recess to engage in a stimulating game of Candy Crush! 🍭⚖️ Let’s admit it, even justice could use a little swipe and tap now and then. #PhoneDefenseWinning”
Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit
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