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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.