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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to…

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to…

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When being a sleepyhead becomes a talent competition, and I'm going for gold! 💤😴🥇

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, gender, gender stereotype, God, humor, sarcasm, sleeping, stereotype, unconscious, wants, woman on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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