You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

You're an adult if you're happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Commentary:
“Who needs bills and junk mail when you can blissfully avoid responsibilities? 📬😄 Welcome to the advanced level of adulthood – where an empty mailbox is the ultimate victory dance! 💃 #AdultingLikeAPro”

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