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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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