“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.