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  • Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.
  • We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?
  • I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.
  • One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.
  • I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.
  • Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.