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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?