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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.