“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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"Well, at least my sense of humor was my ultimate wingman back then! 🤪😂 #FunnyNotFoxy"

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