80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?” Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the eternal struggle of jacket-wearing dilemmas – to jacket or not to jacket, that is the question! 🤔💁♂️ Let's just hope your jacket decisions are more decisive than your life choices! 😂🧥 #JacketLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way. When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home. In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?