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"Ah, the eternal struggle of jacket-wearing dilemmas – to jacket or not to jacket, that is the question! 🤔💁‍♂️ Let's just hope your jacket decisions are more decisive than your life choices! 😂🧥 #JacketLife"

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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3 months ago

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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3 months ago

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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5 months ago

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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3 weeks ago

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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2 months ago

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Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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5 days ago

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Just landed via Twitch:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Happiness is an inside job.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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