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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.