Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.