I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but Iā€™d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but Iā€™d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
Download image ā†“

Commentary:
"Who's the real genius here? šŸ˜¹šŸ• Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! šŸ•šŸ•Šļø #PizzaLovers"

Related Funny Quotes šŸ¤

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
New funny quotes
Follow us on X
Follow us on Facebook
Follow us on Pinterest
Follow us on Instagram
Random funny quotes

Trending Funny Quotes šŸ‘‡

  • I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.
  • Sailors wish they could swear like me.
  • I just canā€™t watch football, thereā€™s too much ā€œpenetration in the backfieldā€ for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.
  • The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.
  • Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.
  • It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: ā€œBuilt in Antennaā€. I donā€™t even know where that is.