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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window…

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window…

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"Who's the real genius here? 😹🍕 Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! 🍕🕊️ #PizzaLovers"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birds, cat, dumb, flew, food, humor, i, ID, observation, occasionally, pet, pizza, stare, staring, think, too, used, waiting, window on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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