Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports. My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once. If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.