Commentary:
“Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap 🥄🥔 Just when you think you’ve found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It’s a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!”
There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
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