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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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Yeah, Iโ€™ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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ChatGPTโ€™s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-lawsโ€™.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.