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  • They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.
  • I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s β€œnot how marriage works.”
  • Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.
  • You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.
  • My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.
  • I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.