Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Relationship Status: Playing it cool with the pup, hoping he doesn't realize he's been pied ππΆπ #PuppyRejection #LeafDistraction Related Funny Posts π€ Changing my relationship status from βSingleβ to βI give up.β My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf. I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.