I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘healthy eating’ logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!”

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