Hello! Iโ€™m Britainโ€™s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Hello! I'm Britain's greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ โ€œAh, the secret to being a top spy in Britain is by being super sneakyโ€ฆor not! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Introducing the master of undercover subtlety with the most unforgettable catchphrase: โ€˜Smith, John Smith, in case you needed a reminder!โ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who needs a disguise when youโ€™ve got a signature introduction like that? Classic spy humor at its finest!โ€

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