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  • People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!
  • We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.
  • I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.
  • Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.
  • I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!
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