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  • I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.
  • “We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.
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  • I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.
  • I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.
  • For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.