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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.