Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.