If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls… Commentary:"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me. I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts. I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.