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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls…

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls…

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"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, away, call, calls, couple, ever, just, me, message, missed, need, text, text message on Apr 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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