King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City. Commentary:"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City. Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street. When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster. I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.