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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, benefits, cannabis, example, fat, gain, health, health risk, humor, insane, insanity, laziness, lazy, mental, mental health, risk, satire, weight, weight gain on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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