My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food b… Commentary:"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead. Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”. Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man. Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately. You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”