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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food b…

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food b…

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"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, behavior, child, child behavior, dislike, eater, even, food, food dislike, humor, kid, kids, knowing, parenting, picky, picky eater, superpower on Jun 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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